Knaldemand is sleeping in his suit, all wet, next to a boat in the sun.

He always liked them. Those fluffy four legged beasts. They just can’t float. Which make them lousy floatation devices. Which makes Him sad. Because He loves them so. Because they are fluffy balls of fun and they make cute sounds.

Why can’t they just float. So he can sail the nine seas.

Instead they just sink.

Into the abyss.